He always knew they'd catch up to him someday. But he never expected this.

The gendarme gave her suitcase a cursory glance, then winked and waved her through.

Let's see: Mittens? Check. Pointy-toed shoes? Check. Sense of balance and/or dignity? Oops.

This one's for my Stick Figure child. First day of school today. (sniff)

The apple, sadly, didn't fall far from the tree.

When the jeep swerved, the fish saw their chance to escape.

Here is Letter M in The Accident ABC's: Melvin was mugged in the Montreal Metro.

Somehow, the Perilous Handbag trend just never took off.

The robot just couldn't take another of Ray's stupid jokes.

Worth doing, if you're bendy enough.

Infant origami: The next unfortunate crafting trend.

The zombies are coming. There is no escape.

He learned the hard way to keep quiet about his levitation skills on the first date.

One should never caress the Saw-Toothed Breasts of Doom.

Travel = Opportunities to gather new signage. Back in a week!

Not the best place to practice your "Thriller" dance routine.

Unless, I suppose, you're truly among the ranks of the undead. Then it might help.

Lesson two of Putting People in Boxes: If you have two people, you may have to stack them.

n.b. With extremely large people, consider flinging arrows at them instead.

Lesson one of Putting People in Boxes: Choose a box of sufficient size.

See, if we imagine Mr. StickFigureMan is the CEO of British Petroleum …

The one-legged man chose his path with care, remembering what had happened the last time.