The trailer had had quite enough of Bert getting fresh.

Somehow, the game of "danger ball" just never caught on.

Though creative, Jane's "refrigerator" Halloween costume did make it hard to dance.

The apple, sadly, didn't fall far from the tree.

Swimming = good. Swimming in the wood chipper = bad.

Actually, Death by Soda Machine Squishing is an important mechanism of natural selection.

Perhaps a sign your "Led Zeppelin" mix tape is too loud.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Somehow, her dinners never came out looking like those on the Food Network.

In retrospect, it was clear: The belt was not a good idea.

"Falling on Your Butt" Week, Day Three.

I peeled this off my own ladder. No doubt this means that one forgetful day, I'll need to throw myself backwards off the upper rungs, just to find out what'll happen.

It's been way too long since I posted a photo featuring a pair of seriously hot boots. You're welcome.

Honestly, folks, no one should want a soda this much.

Isn't this just what your health teacher always said would happen?

This is why Stick Figure People should not procreate.

"No, man, we don't need a crane. I'll just scoop it up, see, like this, and lift it on to the --"