The trailer had had quite enough of Bert getting fresh.

Quadruple amputation was not enough. The machine was determined to do something about Bob's ugly shirt.

They seemed like such a nice family. No one could have foreseen the incident with the milkman and the trash compactor.

He always knew they'd catch up to him someday. But he never expected this.

The apple, sadly, didn't fall far from the tree.

Here is Letter M in The Accident ABC's: Melvin was mugged in the Montreal Metro.

The robot just couldn't take another of Ray's stupid jokes.

Lesson two of Putting People in Boxes: If you have two people, you may have to stack them.

n.b. With extremely large people, consider flinging arrows at them instead.

See, if we imagine Mr. StickFigureMan is the CEO of British Petroleum …

Laundry: It's just too dangerous. Don't risk it.

Letter I in the Accident ABC's: The Ice, Iris found, was Insufficient.

Getting it from all sides today? Me, too.

Once again, the squirrels came down from the trees to mock Stick Figure Man and eat his tulips.

Exercise: It's just too dangerous. Don't risk it.

Ray's revenge was swift and deadly.