Here is Letter M in The Accident ABC's: Melvin was mugged in the Montreal Metro.

Somehow, the Perilous Handbag trend just never took off.

The robot just couldn't take another of Ray's stupid jokes.

Worth doing, if you're bendy enough.

Infant origami: The next unfortunate crafting trend.

The zombies are coming. There is no escape.

He learned the hard way to keep quiet about his levitation skills on the first date.

One should never caress the Saw-Toothed Breasts of Doom.