March 31, 2010

"Falling on Your Butt" Week, Day Three.

I peeled this off my own ladder. No doubt this means that one forgetful day, I'll need to throw myself backwards off the upper rungs, just to find out what'll happen.

Scaffolding lurks outside buildings, waiting for just such an opportunity. No, really.

March 30, 2010

Here, a 10 out of 10 for style, minus a few points for the mismatched shoes.

"Falling on Your Butt" Week continues. Beware the ponds.

March 29, 2010

It's "Falling on Your Butt" Week!

Lesson Two: Ramps are also dangerous.

It's "Falling on Your Butt" Week!

Lesson One: Stairs are dangerous.

March 25, 2010

It's been way too long since I posted a photo featuring a pair of seriously hot boots. You're welcome.

March 23, 2010

Bad places to step-dance, Vol. Three.

Wonder of wonders! Did you know that you can have some Stick Figure Insanity for your very own?

March 22, 2010

They keep cranking it out, you keep scooping it up. In related news, it's state budget season again here in Albany.

March 19, 2010

As the Stick Figure Oppressor's power grew, the old man just withered away.

Every morning was the same: The awkward standoff at the bathroom sink.

March 17, 2010

One should never place a letter in the Electrified Mailbox of Doom.

March 16, 2010

The waves beckoned, but somehow, the policeman just couldn't relax.

March 15, 2010

Perhaps a sign you're packing too much.

March 10, 2010

Honestly, folks, no one should want a soda this much.

March 08, 2010

"For this," he thought, "I pay $1200 a month?"

March 06, 2010

This is Letter H in the Accident ABC's: Oh, how Helen's head hurt.

March 05, 2010

Why do so many of Stick Figure Man's adventures involve unmarked cubes?

Some days, he gets the cube. ...

... And some days, the cube gets him.

March 04, 2010

The BUCKET: There is no escape.

March 03, 2010

Isn't this just what your health teacher always said would happen?

March 02, 2010

The mysterious conveyor belt butt-bonking incident.