November 19, 2010

Just in time for Christmas! Find your copy of The Accident ABC's here.

November 16, 2010

The trailer had had quite enough of Bert getting fresh.

November 08, 2010

Somehow, the game of "danger ball" just never caught on.

October 21, 2010

Though creative, Jane's "refrigerator" Halloween costume did make it hard to dance.

October 13, 2010

What? What do you keep in your lightning cupboard?

October 12, 2010

Here is Letter L from the Accident ABC's: Lazy Larry's Last Load of Logs.

October 05, 2010

That awkward moment with the lunch tray when you realize no one wants you to sit with them.

September 29, 2010

Quadruple amputation was not enough. The machine was determined to do something about Bob's ugly shirt.

September 24, 2010

They seemed like such a nice family. No one could have foreseen the incident with the milkman and the trash compactor.

September 20, 2010

He always knew they'd catch up to him someday. But he never expected this.

September 16, 2010

The gendarme gave her suitcase a cursory glance, then winked and waved her through.

September 09, 2010

Let's see: Mittens? Check. Pointy-toed shoes? Check. Sense of balance and/or dignity? Oops.

September 06, 2010

This one's for my Stick Figure child. First day of school today. (sniff)

September 03, 2010

The apple, sadly, didn't fall far from the tree.

September 02, 2010

When the jeep swerved, the fish saw their chance to escape.

August 24, 2010

Here is Letter M in The Accident ABC's: Melvin was mugged in the Montreal Metro.

August 23, 2010

Somehow, the Perilous Handbag trend just never took off.

August 18, 2010

The robot just couldn't take another of Ray's stupid jokes.

August 16, 2010

Worth doing, if you're bendy enough.

August 10, 2010

Infant origami: The next unfortunate crafting trend.

August 09, 2010

The zombies are coming. There is no escape.

August 03, 2010

He learned the hard way to keep quiet about his levitation skills on the first date.

August 02, 2010

One should never caress the Saw-Toothed Breasts of Doom.

July 23, 2010

Travel = Opportunities to gather new signage. Back in a week!

July 22, 2010

Not the best place to practice your "Thriller" dance routine.
Unless, I suppose, you're truly among the ranks of the undead. Then it might help.

July 20, 2010

Lesson two of Putting People in Boxes: If you have two people, you may have to stack them.
n.b. With extremely large people, consider flinging arrows at them instead.

July 19, 2010

Lesson one of Putting People in Boxes: Choose a box of sufficient size.

July 16, 2010

See, if we imagine Mr. StickFigureMan is the CEO of British Petroleum …

July 15, 2010

The one-legged man chose his path with care, remembering what had happened the last time.

July 13, 2010

Swimming = good. Swimming in the wood chipper = bad.

July 08, 2010

This is Letter E in the Accident ABC's: Eaten by Equipment. How Embarrassing.

July 07, 2010

The man hated the horse for his superior anatomical detail. The horse, for his part, just wished the man had legs so he'd get off and walk once in a damn while.

July 01, 2010

The day he found the Giant Magic Acorn on the Thames Path, his life forever changed.

June 28, 2010

And you should see what it does to bicycles.

June 25, 2010

Actually, Death by Soda Machine Squishing is an important mechanism of natural selection.

June 23, 2010

The man was mesmerized by his companion's spontaneous step-dance. The dog, however, was unimpressed.

June 21, 2010

Laundry: It's just too dangerous. Don't risk it.

June 04, 2010

From his window high above the traffic, the man watched. And waited.

June 01, 2010

Revenge of the Dumpster.

May 26, 2010

Letter I in the Accident ABC's: The Ice, Iris found, was Insufficient.

May 25, 2010

Gene was proud that he had finally been named a member of the Safety Patrol.

May 19, 2010

I found this one at the Ommegang Brewery in Cooperstown. Oh, the risks people take for beer.

May 18, 2010

Perhaps a sign your "Led Zeppelin" mix tape is too loud.

May 13, 2010

Getting it from all sides today? Me, too.

May 05, 2010

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

May 04, 2010

Unexpectedly, the tractor was wielding a lightsaber.

May 03, 2010

It's Monday. Here's a Monday Clunk.

April 30, 2010

This is Letter Q in the Accident ABC's: It Quickly Quashed his Quadriceps.

April 29, 2010

Somehow, her dinners never came out looking like those on the Food Network.

April 27, 2010

The one-legged man's aura was irresistible.